Me: I had a bad weekend, I’m pretty sure my fat’s gonna go up.
Trainer: …… Never mind, let’s see. [Hands me the fat machine].
Me: Oh, it went down. Strange.
Trainer: Did you exercise by yourself over the weekend?
Me: No…. I did have to play with my little girl though, at the playground. Played for more than an hour!
Trainer: Yeah, sometimes that can burn quite a lot [of energy]…
Me: Actually, there was something I did that was even more demanding…
Me: I had to feed her dinner, all by myself.